presents ✶THE INTERNETis comingOUTSIDE
good vibes only. no agenda. no presentations.
warm dumplings · cold spritzes · good conversations
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WELCOME
TO THE BLOCK
Founders, media, creatives, weird internet people. Bring your group chat.
WHEN
JUN 25
7pm til late
WHERE
COMING SOON
37 Orchard St
DRESS
HOT
downtown dressed-up-down
VIBE
LOUD
block party / launch
37 Orchard St · NYC
F to East Broadway
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Signed: __________________ Date: 11/14/26